It has been a while since I have updated Kyle’s blog. He has called twice in the lapsed time, but we have just been busy. I believe, from what he shared with us, that he was able to view this blog for the first time. When he is able to get on, he will be able to read any comments that you make. I opened the access to comments so that you are able to leave comments for him. Just know that everyone on the web is able to read those remarks. For that reason, please be careful not to use last names or reference person identification information for yourself, for our family, or for Kyle.
Iraq continues to be a venue for creativity. Most recently Kyle and his truck company were instructed to perform an “infrastructure assessment” on a village near his FOB. This involves going from door to door in the community inquiring of the residents concerning their access to services. They are determining what Iraqi villages are still lacking water, electricity, etc.
These infrastructure assessments are performed by the “dismounted” guys from the truck.
What that means for the mounted guys is too much time on their hands. For the gunner it means sitting in the turret, trying to stay alert. For the driver (that would be Kyle), it means staying with the vehicle. It does, however, afford him the opportunity to get out and walk a bit near the vehicle.
He was talking with the other drivers (they travel in groups of 3 or 4 trucks at all times) and commented on how uneventful their time had been (that term "uneventful" could be translated “boring”). That was when Kyle noticed a fellow selling live chickens not far from the truck. He bought one of the man’s chickens for $5 and proceeded to take it back to the Humvee. Suddenly the gunner began to jump and flap his wings in equally frantic fashion to the chicken that was now occupying the turret with him. Same chicken as the one Kyle had just procured? Oh yeah!!!! Kyle said that it was almost as much fun as a barrel of monkeys (read “Mr. Attitude” blog post). I can only imagine the frantic attempt on the part of both the soldier and the fowl to free themselves of one another.
The latest call from Kyle finds him cooling his heels for a week. His Platoon Sergeant asked the platoon if anyone was tired. Kyle thought he was joking so he raised his hand. The Sgt. proceeded to launch into a bit of a rant at which point Kyle realized that he had misinterpreted the moment. The follow-up to the discussion was that his Team Leader decided to rub it in a bit. He placed Kyle on light duty for a week, turning him into a FOBBIT (someone confined to the FOB). This is usually reserved for discipline or for soldiers who aren’t cutting the mustard. Neither is true of Kyle – and all parties afore mentioned know that to be true.
Kyle was given a week of tower guard duty. When this is given as discipline it results in a rotation of 6hrs on, 6 hrs off around the clock. Since this was not a disciplinary action for Kyle, he was actually given simply 6 hrs duty in each 24 hr day. In actuality, that was worse for Kyle than the 6 on 6 off rotation. He hates sitting around. It did, however, give him some time to catch up on facebook and make some calls.
As often happens, the joke was on the Team Leader. Since Kyle was on light duty, they had to have another driver take his place. The replacement driver has a bit of a problem with sleeping while he drives. He nearly rolled the truck with the entire team inside. Needless to say, both Kyle and his team are looking forward to being reunited. In the mean time, Kyle has learned a valuable lesson about when to cut-up and when to shut-up. More to come ...